May 20th. Another day, another post.
Dear Self,
Today you woke up remarkably at 11:36AM. Woah. Good for you! Keep that up and the next thing you know, you'll be waking up at 9AM. Cheers, man. To tell you the truth, you woke up because your grandma has been shouting and knocking at your door for the past 10 minutes. But good for you! I have to admit, it takes a lot of effort to defy gravity.
Regarding brunch, you had a cheesedog and steamed Chinese cabbage seasoned almost perfectly. Mind you but you also stole a sliced potato from the leftover beef stew. Your body has gotten the better of you so after washing the dishes, you dashed back to your side of the bed and slept for the next four hours. You woke up to being served an avocado salad-- which was absolutely delish. Moments after, you craved for tea but tea bags were nowhere to be found. Boo you.
Realizing nothing was there to be done, you went online and searched for a good hotel to stay in during Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve. It had to be some place off Dubai. You had options. There's Fujairah, Ras Al Khaimah, Dibba, Khor Fakkan, Kalba and Abu Dhabi but you still couldn't figure out which place will suit the occasion. Time flew fast and you were called to have dinner. You had two sweet sausages, or what Filipinos would call a longganisa. After so, you played "Doodle Movie" on your pod and made yourself a good bowl of oatmeal with milk just before PBBTeens4 started. You've had your share of intense emotions and rants because of the uncomfortable events that were shown in the show. But you got over it, after tweeting about it 98423675832 times.
Before I end this, I would like to say, You stinky b*tch. You didn't take a bath yet. Ew. Remember this day, guys. But hey, great news. Your clothes smell like fabric conditioner, thanks to that darn maid who has impeccable laundry skills.
Stinkily-yours,
Kaye
Sunday, May 20, 2012
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